"If you're really interested in readers' advisory and you wanna get a job... do my arms look purple?"

- RA instructor, wearing an incredibly bright green shirt

Overheard in the library:

I'm not making any more wedding cakes. Every time I do, I have to chase cows!

Blonde girl leaving the library, followed by a security guard:

Girl: Asshole.
Guard: (politely) No problem!

HighLearn: we should get a furry car.
HighLearn: like a giant mystra.
HighLearn: that we ride in.
linguafranca: ...
HighLearn: MEOW

GrindBastard> hl's the type of dude that would take a gerbil and try to stuff another gerbil up its ass.
GrindBastard> that's how truly screwed up he is.

"Nobody wants a toothless guy who's 'charming'."

--"Rendez-View"

"Introduce people with thoughtful details: 'Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel is interested in publishing and comes --'"

"All over your face?"

--Bridget Jones' Diary

( Quiz results! )

From grindbastard:

I didn't know cats COULDN'T read. I bought him all those books and he said, "I can't read, I'm a goddamn cat you asswit."

If you want, you can find the whole silly discussion here.

I like the word 'asswit.'